Table Topics

Table topics today was inspired by Facebook memes or pictures. There was a three way tie for table topics today! Christa was given the situation of a mascot playing musical chair with children, and they kept stealing the chairs out from under them. If she was a participant, how would she win against the cheating mascot. She said that this was similar to a David and Goliath situation. In order to win, Christa would either trip the mascot and him tie up, or kick the mascot to keep him away from her chair.
Laurie was asked what could go wrong if two scientists dressed up as zebras in an African country to try to study them. First she said that the flies there bite you and so not only would the zebra costume be incredibly hot, but the flies would bite all over the scientists. The other big danger is the fake zebra would not run near as fast as real ones so if a lion was there, they could become lunch.
Brian was the last table topics participant. One person had sent their loved one to the funeral home with popcorn, so it would pop when they were cremated. Dave asked Brian to tell a situation where something unexpected happened during a cremation. He told the story of the person who had a loaded pistol in a pocket when they went into the crematory, and so rounds started going off. Worse yet, the person had a pen with a bullet on it, and a bullet on their keys, which were not taken off their person before being cremated. The malformed gun now hangs by the door of the crematory as a reminder to check a person for personal items before cremating them.